We’re Not in Kansas Anymore

“Mom, if there were a tornado, could it pick up our entire house?”

“No. Not our entire house. It might tear off the roof and damage it.”

“Well, C from school had his roof got torn off. They had to get a whole new house. It cost FIFTY bucks!”

“Wow…….FIFTY BUCKS!

Umm….Scott, could you please get me the name of their contractor?”