Dating for Moms

Browsing on dating sites, I see so many guys who write that they are looking for spontaneity.

These guys clearly do not have kids.

The only spontaneity that happens after parenthood takes the form of either a temper tantrum or a stomach virus. Sometimes both.

Just the word “spontaneous” is enough to strike fear into the heart of any mom.

If you really want to land women, advertise that you will give us a schedule we can plan a sitter around. 

Oh yeah, now we’re talking.

Cue the Barry White…

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