Category: Pint-Sized Humor

  • Ye Olde Chamber Pot

    “Mom, what was it like a long time ago? When you didn’t have water pipes and had to throw your pee and poop out the window? You know, like way back in the 1980s?”

  • Nothin’ Wrong with a Little Junk in the Trunk

    I arrived for grocery pickup and when the clerk brought my order out, I opened my trunk.   To my surprise, I realized that it was already full.   The clerk and I had to finagle groceries around a 16” bike, a skateboard, two helmets, knee and elbow pads, and my spare cloth bags.   I admired my…

  • Parenting Tip #173

    To bring this look of pure joy to your child’s face, simply move your car seat.  Your child will feast on the smorgasbord of cereal, pretzels, popcorn and dried fruit stored underneath.  And you will never have to worry about running out of car snacks again. It’s a win/win. You’re welcome.

  • Melts in your Mouth

    “Mom, they taste like chocolate. And paint. The chocolate is the good part. The paint is the bad part.” Yep.  Best description of M&Ms. Ever.

  • I Know an Old Mama

    August 23, 2022 I know an Old Mama who bought an iWatch.  I don’t know why she bought the iWatch. She bought the iWatch to find the iPhone. She bought the iPhone to find the iPad. She bought the iPad to find the iMac. But I don’t know why she bought the iMac. I guess…

  • Scott Snippets: Pint-Sized Humor

    As Heard at the Splash Pad 8/1/2022 “Slow down, Scott! Please walk!” CRASH! He runs straight into a child. They both cry a bit, and Scott gets up and starts running again. “Please keep it slow, son! Let’s see how slow you can go!” CRASH! Into another child. “How many times are you going to…

  • Shavin’ your What?

    July 19, 2022 Now that he is four, Scott considers himself a big kid. He does the things that big kids do and has a nonchalant, big kid voice that he uses while doing them. He knows shaving is something grownups do, and that it involves smearing foam on one’s face. Which he loves to…