I took my son for a routine eye exam and the doc used a patch so she could test each eye by itself.
After she declared everything in good health, she told him he could keep his “pirate patch” as a souvenir.
My son was thrilled! He couldn’t wait to show his friends.
I dropped my excited kid off at school and five minutes later, my phone rang. It was the main office.
“How many hours a day is he required to wear this patch at school?”
“What?”
“The patch from the eye doctor. Is he allowed to take it off at all?”
“Oops. [Face palm.] Sorry – I forgot to mention that it’s a prop and not a prescription…” 😂
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