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Customer Service Hacks
When reading a series of letters over the phone, I can’t resist messing with the agent. I use as many words as possible that start with silent letters. “Yes, that would be T as in tsunami, K as in knee, P as in pterodactyl, and W as in wrinkle. Did you get that?”
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You Know You are a Child of the 70s if…
You know you are a child of the 70s if, when you moved out, your mom very carefully hand copied all of your most treasured family recipes. Only to have you later discover that they were all published on the back of the can of Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup. #truth
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The Evel Empire
“Mom, was Evel Knievel one of the bad guys in the Star Wars movies?” “Not yet, but THAT’S a movie I wanna see….”