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Just When You Think Your Kid Gets It…
“Mom, how old are you?”“Actually, today is my birthday.”“Does that mean you’re 49?”“Yeah, but you don’t have to tell everyone!”“Oh, I get it. I’ll tell everyone you’re 12. Or 18. You look young, mom, like a teenager.“Oh thanks! I’m flattered. But you don’t need to say I’m 18. Just say I’m 39.”“Oh sure! I can…
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Customer Service Hacks
When reading a series of letters over the phone, I can’t resist messing with the agent. I use as many words as possible that start with silent letters. “Yes, that would be T as in tsunami, K as in knee, P as in pterodactyl, and W as in wrinkle. Did you get that?”
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You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but can you fetch him his readers?
[White background, eyeglasses on table, text “The farther I get into middle age, the more my success in any activity depends totally on whether or not I’ve brought the right pair of glasses for it.”] Don’t miss a laugh! Subscribe below.
